Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I've Got The Boredies

I am not a big fan of word verification. I mean, I appreciate its purpose, but it annoys the hell out of me. At least half the time, I type the "word" in wrong and have to do it again. Sometimes, though, the electronic brain that comes up with these little tests throws me some fun ones. These are actual words that I have gotten during my adventures in blogland:

Shated - The past tense of shit. Works best when said with a charming cockney accent.

Warshie - I wish my husband would warshie my car.

Impulsit - I think this might be a setting on my blender.

Mershin - An old Jewish man?

Menyo - As in: menyo fences.

Disista -I am disista of Briana.

Mintate - Gay guy with a lisp: Mintate kinda thalty.

Ampagual - A drag queen in South America.

Barclar - Where you go after a couple of drinks in your private train cabin.

Boredies - I am full of ennui, but saying it is pretentious, so from now on, it's full of boredies.

Snerick - Alas, poor Snerick, I knew him well.

Crone - I most certainly am NOT. Stupid word verification.

Puncest - Inappropriate acts between related words.

And on that note, I'm out.

28 comments:

  1. Love your definition for "puncest!"

    Have you noticed that Blogger's used to be just random letters and now they are at least word-like? When I type them, my fingers (brain?) is always translating them into actual words, and so I get them wrong. I think that it should accept it, because it obviously demonstrates that I'm a human, right?

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  2. LOL! OMG, this was HILARIOUS! Thank you for the laugh!

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  3. How long have you been saving those? Huh-larious.

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  4. Oh my goodness. I despise word verification. Trying to figure out if that is a v or a w or something. Ugh. But you are right...the words are sometimes hilarious. Of course I am not nearly as brilliant as you because I did not keep a list of words I had to type...

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  5. OMG--so funny!! Those words are crazy. I do hate the word verification too--but your definitiona make it more fun!

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  6. ROFL! I'm still giggling about Puncest!

    Those word verifications drive me bonkers. I will have to keep an eye out for fun ones like these :)

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  7. Puncest... boredies... warshie... i love these! I do not get "ampagual" tho :\

    I got "a dork inc" as word verification today... made me giggle :)

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  8. OMG--I know! I play that same little game in my head..."sounds like..." And how can they call it word verification when most of them aren't even real words and the rest shouldn't be?!

    You're funny--love your list!

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  9. LMAO at "disista." I had a good one the other day--"snarfle." To stuff M&Ms into your mouth by the handful whilst making the nom-nom-nom noise.

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  10. I was mildly amused until I received I reached "mintate"...and then I lost it! LOL!

    I seriously HATE word verification & people that approve their comments AND no-reply comment emails. Sorry. I just had to get that out.

    {{Please don't be an "approval" comment person...as I hit submit}}

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  11. i have to tell you a little secret. It is just recently that I realized that these were actually words. I used to think that they were just random letters. ;)

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  12. Oh holy crap that was funny. I loved every one of them. So creative. More please.

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  13. funny - I REALLY do not like word verification - especially on WW!!

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  14. Snorting!

    I'm not fond of word verification either. Then it turned out I still had it on my other blog even after I thought I got rid of it!

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  15. I think I just woke up the kids with my insanely loud laughter! BWAHAHAHAHA!


    I once commented on someone's post about their bra... I think it was a rant about how hard it is to find one that fits... anyhoo, my word verification was:

    mammaries


    I shit you not.

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  16. I hear ya.
    I'm thinking of turning mine off.
    Tell me, do terrible things happen to your blog if words aren't verified?

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  17. lol, loved the first one! ha ha ha! I got one the other day that was 'pushfart'.

    OMG

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  18. You are a FREAKING GENIUS.

    I say it all the time...that Cara deserves to be FAMOUS. F-A-M-O-U-S.

    My new favorite post from you.
    "Mintate." Gay guy with a lisp. YOU ARE KILLING ME!

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  19. Word verification makes me annnnoyed as anything!

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  20. hi!! thank you SO much for the box of goodies that you sent me - those cookies are to DIE for!! You are so sweet :)

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  21. Hilarious! Perfect cure for anyone with a case of the boredies!

    What's the point of word verification? I don't understand.

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  22. Gurrrllll!

    You got the funnies going on!

    LOVED this post. You had me laughing until the end!

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  23. "Mintate - Gay guy with a lisp: Mintate kinda thalty."

    Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... and ya know what? They DO!

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  24. This is sheer genius. Truly.

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