...don't toddler pants have knee pads sewn in?
...do I have to go pee the minute I turn on the shower, even if I just went?
...am I so tired before getting into bed, but the minute my head hits the pillow, I'm wide awake?
...does healthy food taste so blah, while fattening food tastes SOOO good?
...can't I find an exercise activity that I actually enjoy?
...do I have doubt about every decision I make?
...does my daughter seem to have radar for the one thing in a room I don't want her to have?
...is it no matter which lane you pick, it will be the slowest? Along those same lines...
...do people go slow in the fast lane?
...is it that even though I really want to hate her because she's too beautiful, super skinny, stole Jen's husband, and adopts kids like I buy new shoes, I actually kind of like Angelina Jolie?
...do I keep buying the same three pairs of shoes over and over in various colors and materials?
...can't I find a pair of jeans that fits perfectly in the store AND fits after they've been washed?
...is it every time I find the perfect pair of shoes for my daughter, they don't carry them in her eensy weensy size?
...am I so blocked on a Christmas card theme? For that matter...
...am I so lacking in holiday spirit this year?