The first rule of writing is to know your audience. Or maybe not the first rule, but it is certainly one of the important ones. It occurs to me that not everyone is as interested in the poop talk as I seem to be. So to clear the air after my last post, I am posting a cute baby picture. See those beautiful blue eyes and joyful smile. And how adorable is she with her little lovey, which I swear I did not position for the sake of the picture. Just try not to think about the fact that this darling baby is the same one that produced the wandering turd.
Yep, I went there.